Sarcastic Guide to “Perfect Organism” (A Hitman 3 Halloween Featured Contract)

Hi everyone, check out my latest video on my youtube channel! Video games are fundamentally silly if you look really carefully at how the AI reacts and what the player is doing, especially when they haven't done something before. And…

Sarcastic Guide to “Hitman in the Iron Mask” (Hitman 3 Halloween Featured Contract)

Hi everybody, check out my guide for Hitman 3! Specifically this is the "Hitman in the Iron Mask" Featured Contract. I do these a little different than most people. If you know my writing style, you would expect this to…

Hitman Level Reviews – Paris Challenge #4 (Knockout Punch)

https://youtu.be/iiyrnZxxb6g Welcome back to my video series where I review all of the challenges from the recent Hitman trilogy! So far, this has been incredible fun diving into this game that I've loved for 4 years now and analyzing the…

Hitman Level Reviews – Paris Challenge #3 (More Than You Bargained For)

Welcome back to my video series where I review all of the challenges from the recent Hitman trilogy! So far, this has been incredible fun diving into this game that I've loved for 4 years now and analyzing the crap…

Hitman Challenge Reviews – Paris (“Public Speaker”)

The Hitman: World of Assassination trilogy is the series of games that has the biggest discrepancy between how much I expected to like them and how much I absolutely adore them. I picked up the first one in 2018 expecting…

Hitman Level Reviews – Paris Challenge #1 (“Speechless”)

The Hitman: World of Assassination trilogy is the series of games that has the biggest discrepancy between how much I expected to like them and how much I absolutely adore them. I picked up the first one in 2018 expecting…

Mass Effect Level Critique – The Citadel

Mass Effect is one of my favorite games and The Citadel is one of the most iconic areas I've ever experienced in a video game. The sights, the sounds, the grandeur, its an intoxicating cocktail of incredible worldbuilding and naturally…

Reviewing the Mass Effect Prologue

Hi everybody, you are probably used to me writing all about The X-Files and analyzing it exhaustively. But much like I've showcased about Fox Mulder in my various Mulder rankings, my personal character development is similarly nuanced! Like did you…

Pointless Rewind – A Seinfeld Podcast (Episode 1 – Pilot)

Hey everyone, for those of you who enjoy my X-Files posts, maybe you're into other 90's era television? If that's the case, check out my podcast Pointless Rewind where we stray into talking about Seinfeld in our first A Pod…

Ranking Mulder in The X-Files Season One (#10 – Tooms)

Tooms is a hell of an episode. Aesthetically, it could be plopped into any other season and not feel out of place. It nails Mulder's characterization from start to finish, combining his dogged pursuit of Eugene Tooms with some genuinely…

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