An Inept Walkthrough of Elden Ring Part 1

https://youtu.be/m7JoQS9cuSs Hi everyone check out Part 1 of my inept walkthrough of Elden Ring! I could never be a streamer because I just wouldn't find it relaxing to have a bunch of people watch me play a single player game. …

Sarcastic Guide to “Perfect Organism” (A Hitman 3 Halloween Featured Contract)

Hi everyone, check out my latest video on my youtube channel! Video games are fundamentally silly if you look really carefully at how the AI reacts and what the player is doing, especially when they haven't done something before. And…

Sarcastic Guide to “Hitman in the Iron Mask” (Hitman 3 Halloween Featured Contract)

Hi everybody, check out my guide for Hitman 3! Specifically this is the "Hitman in the Iron Mask" Featured Contract. I do these a little different than most people. If you know my writing style, you would expect this to…

Hitman Level Reviews – Paris Challenge #4 (Knockout Punch)

https://youtu.be/iiyrnZxxb6g Welcome back to my video series where I review all of the challenges from the recent Hitman trilogy! So far, this has been incredible fun diving into this game that I've loved for 4 years now and analyzing the…

Hitman Level Reviews – Paris Challenge #3 (More Than You Bargained For)

Welcome back to my video series where I review all of the challenges from the recent Hitman trilogy! So far, this has been incredible fun diving into this game that I've loved for 4 years now and analyzing the crap…

Hitman Level Reviews – Paris Challenge #1 (“Speechless”)

The Hitman: World of Assassination trilogy is the series of games that has the biggest discrepancy between how much I expected to like them and how much I absolutely adore them. I picked up the first one in 2018 expecting…

Mass Effect Level Critique – The Citadel

Mass Effect is one of my favorite games and The Citadel is one of the most iconic areas I've ever experienced in a video game. The sights, the sounds, the grandeur, its an intoxicating cocktail of incredible worldbuilding and naturally…

Reviewing the Mass Effect Prologue

Hi everybody, you are probably used to me writing all about The X-Files and analyzing it exhaustively. But much like I've showcased about Fox Mulder in my various Mulder rankings, my personal character development is similarly nuanced! Like did you…

Video Game Level Reviews – Dark Souls (Northern Undead Asylum Tutorial)

Summary - An atmospheric introduction to the world of Dark Souls with some incredible moments that show you exactly what you are getting into.  Let down a little by being a bit generic and some odd design choices during the battle with…

Video Game Level Reviews – The Last of Us Chapter 4 (“Pittsburgh”)

Note: I published a version of this post a week ago but WordPress makes it much too easy to roll back a post to an earlier draft without any chance of recovering the later version. Siggghhhh...which means most of what…

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